The fact remains that our former product manager Felix Millan has been fired. We regret that the number of complaints regarding his dismissal indicates that this decision was not necessarily a popular one. However the coporate heads pertaining to our business stand by their decision, and the legal staff has made us confident that our coporate heads are well within the letter of the law. Sorry Felix, good luck. Perhaps you'll find another job in the industry, but we think after the measures we've taken that this possibility is most unlikely. Good Luck.
 

Press Release:
    Pipes You See, Pipes You Don't. have announced the upcoming release of a new 7" single. The group had been considering recording two songs for some time. Someone was recently quoted as saying "We'd been considering recording two songs for some time. One day we just knew the time was right so we went and recorded them, only now they're still not done. Soon though it will be a great, great record." The exact titles of the release remain unavailable at this time but the group expects the release to be ready sometime in 2002.
 

Rumors Dept.
    First off, contrary to what's been going around these days, there are no projects involving chimpanzees or monkeys of any sort. The group have admitted their fondness for what they like to call "Monkey Movies", but have in no way entered into a collaboration with chimps, monkeys, orangutans or any other such similar primate. "We've always respected apes and stuff, you know monkeys and all, and think they should be entitled to all the basic and inalienable human rights we all deserve. Right now I wouldn't say I'd never work with monkeys and stuff. I just wouldn't want to exploit one, though that movie with the monkey playing hockey is brilliant. I don't know, if I knew the time was right and it was the right monkey, then okay".
                                                                                                                                                                    - Pete Erchick